Let me tell you , mamograms are not fun. It had to be a man who invented the way to have this done.
I have had several before, but I knew i was in trouble when a little lady with BIG hair(you know what i'm talking about Misti) rounded the corner telling me, honey i'm not going to lie to you it Hurts. Then i got to listen to her story about she had always had sore breast. Sometimes, when she just walked across the floor, it nearly killed her.I was sort of left speechless, and for me that is saying a lot.
all i could think of was the fact mine don't hurt, But my shoulders are killing me from carrying these things around all the time!
You know I read in the bible that God gave women the pain of childbirth, Because Eve ate from the apple tree, and then told Adam to, and being a man , he did . So now we get punishment, But what I don't understand why do we need breast, or big ones, they are always in the way, and they hurt little ladies and my shoulders.
But all in all it did not hurt me as bad as it the lady , who felt the need to tell me her problems.
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"The bigger the hair - the closer to God!"
ReplyDeleteApparently this woman was very Godly from your description - but what in the heck? Was she trying to scare you in to running for the hills screaming "don't hurt my boobs!?!?" (Don't slap me for saying that one, Mom! I repent.)
I am just happy that in my younger years I have yet to experience this. Maybe by the time I get there, a woman will have created a whole new concept for mamograms. Seriously...don't squish them to death!